讽刺的生日句子搞笑朋友圈(讽刺男人搞破鞋的句子)

1.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who
would
rather
be
at
home
in
their
pajamas
than
out
celebrating
with
friends. 】

2.
Congrats
on
making
another
trip
around
the
sun,
even
though
you're
still
stuck
in
the
same
dead-end
job. 】

3.
Here's
to
another
year
of
unachieved
goals
and
broken
dreams.
Cheers!】

4.
Another
year
older,
and
yet
you
still
act
like
a
toddler
who
refuses
to
share
their
toys. 】

5.
As
you
blow
out
your
birthday
candles,
I
hope
you
make
a
wish
for
some
semblance
of
maturity. 】

6.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who
still
thinks
they're
21
and
can
party
like
it's
199
9. 】

7.
Congratulations
on
aging
like
a
fine
wine:
expensive,
high
maintenance,
and
likely
to
give
us
a
headache. 】

8.
Another
birthday?
That
means
another
year
of
me
putting
up
with
your
ridiculous
antics. 】

9.
Here's
hoping
you'll
finally
grow
up
and
act
your
age
this
year.
But
let's
not
hold
our
breath. 】

10.
Congrats
on
turning
another
year
older,
but
still
acting
like
you're
too
cool
for
school. 】

11.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who
believes
adulting
is
overrated
and
would
rather
stay
up
all
night
playing
video
games. 】

1
2.
Congratulations
on
making
it
another
year,
even
though
you
haven't
accomplished
anything
since
the
last
one. 】

1
3.
Here's
to
another
year
of
failed
diets
and
broken
promises.
Cheers!】

1
4.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who
thinks
they're
the
life
of
the
party,
but
really
just
embarrasses
themselves. 】

1
5.
Congrats
on
aging
like
a
soggy
piece
of
bread:
hard
to
swallow
and
likely
to
fall
apart
at
any
moment. 】

1
6.
Another
year
older,
and
yet
you
still
haven't
figured
out
how
to
use
a
turn
signal. 】

1
7.
Here's
hoping
this
year
you'll
finally
learn
how
to
adult.
But
let's
not
hold
our
breath. 】

1
8.
Happy
birthday
to
the
person
who
thinks
growing
up
is
optional.
But
unfortunately,
age
is
not. 】

1
9.
Congratulations
on
another
year
of
making
us
all
feel
better
about
our
own
lives. 】

20.
Here's
to
another
year
of
living
lavishly. . . in
your
mom's
basement. 】