b爆笑句子(让人爆笑的句子)

1.
"Beware
of
the
zombie
chickens,
they're
out
to
peck
your
brains!"】

2.
"Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field. . .
literally!"】

3.
"I
tried
to
catch
some
fog,
but
I
mist!"】

4.
"Did
you
hear
about
the
circus
fire?
It
was
in
tents!"】

5.
"I'm
friends
with
25
letters
of
the
alphabet.
I
just
don't
know
Y. "】

6.
"What
do
you
call
a
fish
wearing
a
crown?
King
Neptune!"】

7.
"I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear,
but
now
I
use
my
hands. "】

8.
"Why
don't
skeletons
fight
each
other?
They
don't
have
the
guts!"】

9.
"I'm
reading
a
book
about
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down!"】

10.
"What
did
one
wall
say
to
the
other
wall?
I'll
meet
you
at
the
corner!"】

11.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!"】

1
2.
"I
couldn't
figure
out
why
the
baseball
kept
getting
larger.
Then
it
hit
me!"】

1
3.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"】

1
4.
"What
do
you
call
a
fake
noodle?
An
impasta!"】

1
5.
"Why
don't
some
couples
go
to
the
gym?
Because
some
relationships
don't
work
out!"】

1
6.
"Why
did
the
bicycle
fall
over?
It
was
two
tired!"】

1
7.
"I'm
reading
a
book
on
the
history
of
glue.
I
can't
seem
to
put
it
down!"】

1
8.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
seemed
surprised!"】

1
9.
"Why
don't
ants
ever
get
sick?
Because
they
have
little
anty-bodies!"】

20.
"I
used
to
be
a
baker,
but
now
I
take
the
dough
out
of
politics!"】