健身生活搞笑句子简短英语(健身的搞笑句子励志句子)

1.
I
go
to
the
gym
not
to
be
stronger
but
to
take
cute
workout
selfies.
【#fitlife】

2.
My
running
pace
is
somewhere
between
"this
is
hard"
and
"I'm
going
to
die. "
【#funnyfitness】

3.
I
love
doing
cardio…
as
long
as
it's
spelled
c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e.
【#fitfam】

4.
I
never
skip
leg
day…
because
it's
so
much
easier
to
just
skip
the
gym
altogether.
【#workouthumor】

5.
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
burpees.
I
love
to
hate
them.
【#fitlifestyle】

6.
The
only
thing
getting
ripped
in
my
workouts
are
my
leggings.
【#fitprobs】

7.
My
favorite
exercise?
Lifting
food
to
my
mouth.
【#funnygymmemes】

8.
I
didn't
choose
the
gym
life.
The
gym
life
chose
me,
and
now
I
can't
walk
up
stairs.
【#fitnessjokes】

9.
Abs
are
great,
but
have
you
ever
had
a
really
good
cheeseburger?
【#fitfluential】

10.
Sometimes
I
get
confused
between
leg
presses
and
the
snooze
button.
【#gymhumor】

11.
My
favorite
part
of
working
out
is
when
it's
over.
【#workoutfun】

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2.
I'm
not
saying
I'm
addicted
to
the
gym,
but
I
did
name
my
treadmill.
【#workoutlife】

1
3.
I'm
not
sweating,
I'm
just
glowing.
【#fitfunchallenge】

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4.
I
don't
always
work
out,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
do
it
in
my
pajamas.
【#funnyfitnessquotes】

1
5.
I
have
a
six-pack…
of
donuts
in
my
fridge.
【#fitjokes】

1
6.
My
gym
partner
is
my
phone.
I
just
stare
at
it
the
whole
time.
【#gymselfie】

1
7.
My
only
motivation
to
work
out
is
knowing
that
pizza
is
a
workout
for
my
jaw
muscles.
【#gymlife】

1
8.
Cardio
is
great,
but
have
you
ever
tried
eating
a
cake
without
a
fork?
【#funnyworkoutphrases】

1
9.
I
don't
always
go
to
the
gym,
but
when
I
do,
I
wear
my
fanciest
gym
shoes.
【#workoutlaugh】

20.
I
lift
weights
to
make
my
arms
stronger,
so
I
can
carry
more
groceries
in
one
trip.
【#funnygymhumor】