圣诞笑话文案温柔句子英语(圣诞文案短句温柔)

1.
"Christmas
is
the
season
for
joy
and
laughter,
and
what
better
way
to
celebrate
than
with
some
hilarious
Christmas
jokes?【笑话】
"
2.
"The
holiday
season
can
be
stressful,
but
these
Christmas
puns
are
sure
to
brighten
your
day. 【双关语】
"
3.
"Why
did
Santa
go
to
college
for
music?
So
he
could
improve
his
North
Pole-dancing
skills. 【音乐笑话】
"
4.
"What
do
you
call
an
elf
who
sings?
A
wrapper!【短小精悍的笑话】
"
5.
"Why
doesn't
Santa
have
any
kids?
Because
he
always
comes
down
the
chimney
empty-handed. 【调侃圣诞老人】
"
6.
"Why
did
the
Grinch
steal
Christmas?
Because
he
wanted
to
be
the
holiday's
most-wanted-who. 【Grinch专属笑话】
"
7.
"Why
did
Santa
get
a
ticket
on
Christmas
Eve?
He
parked
in
a
snow
tow
zone. 【圣诞小事件笑话】
"
8.
"Why
did
the
turkey
cross
the
road
on
Christmas
Day?
To
prove
he
wasn't
a
chicken. 【圣诞感恩节合体笑话】
"
9.
"What
do
you
call
a
snowman
party?
Chill-a-palooza!【雪人派对笑话】
"
10.
"What
did
one
snowman
say
to
the
other
snowman?
Do
you
smell
carrot?【打趣雪人吃胡萝卜的场景】
"
11.
"Why
did
Santa
take
a
bath
before
going
out
on
Christmas
Eve?
To
make
sure
his
sleigh
was
Santa-tized. 【谐音称谓笑话】
"
1
2.
"Why
do
mummies
like
Christmas
so
much?
Because
they
always
get
wrapped
up
in
the
holiday
spirit. 【木乃伊笑话】
"
1
3.
"What
do
you
call
a
snowman
with
a
six-pack?
An
abdominal
snowman!【雪人健身笑话】
"
1
4.
"What
do
snowmen
eat
for
breakfast?
Snowflakes
and
frosty
flakes!【雪人食谱笑话】
"
1
5.
"Why
do
reindeer
always
have
great
grades
in
school?
Because
they
have
sleigh-ed
the
competition. 【同音字笑话】
"
1
6.
"What's
the
best
Christmas
present
for
a
gymnast?
A
present-tumble!【健身笑话】
"
1
7.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
Christmas
tree
and
an
iPad?
A
Pineapple!【双关语笑话】
"
1
8.
"Why
did
Santa
bring
a
ladder
to
the
Christmas
party?
Because
the
drinks
were
on
the
roof. 【聚会小插曲笑话】
"
1
9.
"What
do
you
call
a
snowman
with
a
GPS?
Frosty
the
Snow
Navigation
System. 【雪人导航笑话】
"
20.
"Why
did
the
Christmas
tree
go
to
the
barber
shop?
To
get
Tinsel-ed
up!【化装笑话】
"