上班起不来发的朋友圈句子(上班起不来发朋友圈)

1.
"Why
do
mornings
have
to
exist,
anyway?"】

2.
"I
swear
my
snooze
button
has
magical
powers. "】

3.
"Coffee
is
my
only
motivation
to
get
out
of
bed. "】

4.
"My
bed
feels
like
a
permanent
part
of
my
body. "】

5.
"I
would
give
anything
for
a
work-from-home
job. "】

6.
"The
struggle
is
real
every
single
morning. "】

7.
"If
only
I
could
wake
up
as
easily
as
my
phone
does. "】

8.
"No
matter
how
early
I
go
to
bed,
I'm
still
tired
in
the
morning. "】

9.
"I
don't
hate
mornings,
I
just
hate
waking
up. "】

10.
"One
of
these
days
I'll
find
the
willpower
to
start
my
day
on
time. "】

11.
"Why
does
the
world
expect
me
to
function
before
noon?"】

1
2.
"I
need
at
least
three
cups
of
coffee
to
be
considered
conscious. "】

1
3.
"The
snooze
button
is
my
worst
enemy
and
my
best
friend. "】

1
4.
"The
struggle
to
get
up
is
real,
but
the
struggle
to
stay
awake
is
even
worse. "】

1
5.
"Can't
I
just
hibernate
until
the
weekend?"】

1
6.
"I
always
feel
like
a
zombie
until
10am. "】

1
7.
"My
bed
is
my
happy
place,
why
would
I
ever
leave?"】

1
8.
"It's
not
that
I
hate
mornings,
it's
just
that
I
love
sleep. "】

1
9.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
waking
up
early
is
realizing
it's
Monday. "】

20.
"I
just
need
a
few
more
hours
of
sleep,
or
a
lifetime
supply
of
Red
Bull. "】