温柔的英语搞笑句子短句(英语温柔仙句)

1.
"Excuse
me,
but
do
you
have
the
time?
I
seem
to
have
misplaced
mine. "
【Polite
and
lost】

2.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
not
for
you. "
【Gentle
encouragement】

3.
"I
don't
always
make
spelling
mistakes,
but
when
I
do,
I
accidentally
create
a
new
word. "
【Silly
yet
clever】

4.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
important
things. . . like
napping. "
【Gentle
self-awareness】

5.
"Did
you
know
that
laughter
is
the
best
medicine?
It
also
doubles
as
a
great
ab
workout!"
【Healthy
humor】

6.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
point
of
view. . . with
a
hint
of
sass. "
【Assertive
politeness】

7.
"Sometimes,
I
feel
like
I
have
a
PhD
in
overthinking
and
a
Bachelor's
in
being
awkward. "
【Relatable
self-deprecation】

8.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
delegating
tasks
to
my
future
self. . . who
may
or
may
not
hate
me
later. "
【Joking
about
procrastination】

9.
"I
have
a
confession. . . I
secretly
love
dad
jokes,
but
I
don't
want
to
be
pun-ished
for
it. "
【Pun-ny
puns】

10.
"I
don't
always
know
what
to
say,
but
when
in
doubt,
compliment
their
shoes!"
【Complimentary
compliments】

11.
"Warning:
I
have
a
tendency
to
get
really
excited
about
things
that
don't
matter. . . like
finding
a
matching
sock. "
【Quirky
excitements】

1
2.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrate-sized. "
【Short
jokes
with
a
positive
spin】

1
3.
"I
don't
always
have
the
perfect
response,
but
when
I
do,
it's
usually
a
witty
comeback. . . four
hours
too
late. "
【Delayed
wit】

1
4.
"I
don't
always
drink
coffee,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
it
with
a
side
of
cat
hair
and
chaos. "
【Coffee-loving
chaos】

1
5.
"I
have
a
terrible
memory,
but
at
least
I
can
always
remember
to
forget
my
worries
for
a
while
and
enjoy
some
ice
cream. "
【Forgetful
positivity】

1
6.
"I
don't
always
dance,
but
when
I
do,
it's
usually
in
the
kitchen
with
a
spoon
as
a
microphone. "
【Kitchen
dance
parties】

1
7.
"I'm
not
clumsy,
I'm
just
practicing
my
parkour
skills. . . in
a
very
uncoordinated
way. "
【Graceful
clumsiness】

1
8.
"I
don't
always
sing
in
the
shower,
but
when
I
do,
I
pretend
I'm
a
famous
rockstar. . . and
usually
end
up
drowning
out
the
sound
of
the
water. "
【Shower
singing
enthusiasm】

1
9.
"I
don't
always
have
good
ideas,
but
when
I
do,
they
usually
involve
snacks. "
【Snack-based
solutions】

20.
"I
don't
always
have
a
plan,
but
when
I
do,
it
usually
involves
Netflix
and
blankets. "
【Cozy
plans】