美式生活幽默句子英语(向生活低头的幽默句子)

1.
"My
love
for
coffee
is
stronger
than
my
love
for
people.
What
can
I
say,
caffeine
never
disappoints. "
【Coffee
lover】

2.
"I
never
make
the
same
mistake
twice.
I
like
to
keep
things
fresh
and
exciting. "
【Master
of
Mistakes】

3.
"I
thought
I
was
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
so
sure. "
【Indecisive
or
Not】

4.
"I've
decided
to
embrace
my
imperfections.
I
mean,
who
am
I
trying
to
impress
anyway?"
【Embracing
Imperfections】

5.
"I
hate
it
when
I
gain
10
pounds
for
no
reason,
and
then
I
remember
that
I
ate
an
entire
pizza
by
myself
last
night. "
【Pizza
Lover】

6.
"I've
been
told
that
I
have
a
face
for
radio
and
a
voice
for
silent
movies.
Ouch. "
【Radio
Reject】

7.
"I
hate
waking
up
early,
but
I
hate
feeling
rushed
even
more.
It's
a
lose-lose
situation. "
【The
Struggle
of
Mornings】

8.
"I
don't
always
sing
in
the
shower,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
the
neighbors
can
hear
me. "
【Karaoke
King】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
when
I
really
need
it. "
【Procrastination
Pro】

10.
"Why
do
today
what
you
can
put
off
until
tomorrow?
It's
called
being
efficient. "
【Efficiency
Expert】

11.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
sometimes
I
forget
to
develop
the
pictures. "
【Photographic
Memory
Loss】

1
2.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
【Short
and
Awesome】

1
3.
"I
talk
to
myself
because
sometimes
I
need
expert
advice. "
【Expert
Advice
Seeker】

1
4.
"I
don't
have
a
caffeine
addiction,
I
have
a
caffeine
appreciation. "
【Caffeine
Connoisseur】

1
5.
"I
don't
always
eat
fast
food,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
to
order
everything
on
the
menu. "
【Fast
Food
Fanatic】

1
6.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
multi-tasking
or
just
intentionally
distracting
myself
from
what
I
really
should
be
doing. "
【Master
of
Distraction】

1
7.
"I
don't
always
understand
people,
but
I
pretend
to
anyways.
It's
easier
that
way. "
【Master
of
Small
Talk】

1
8.
"Why
do
they
call
it
rushing
hour
when
everything
moves
at
a
snail's
pace?"
【Rushing
Hour
Regret】

1
9.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
but
I'm
also
not
an
evening
person.
Can
I
just
be
a
middle-of-the-day
person?"
【Time
of
Day
Confusion】

20.
"I
used
to
think
I
was
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
so
sure. "
【Indecisive
or
Not】