1.
"Just
five
more
minutes,
please.
"】
-
The
words
that
every
person
on
earth
has
spoken
at
least
once
while
lying
on
their
bed.
2.
"I
can
feel
my
bed
calling
out
to
me
today.
"】
-
Sometimes
all
we
need
is
a
little
bit
more
pillow
time.
3.
"I
don't
get
why
people
wake
up
early
to
exercise.
Sleeping
is
a
workout
for
me!"】
-
Lazy
mornings
are
great
for
the
soul.
4.
"Why
can't
every
day
be
a
Saturday?"】
-
Saturdays
are
perfect
for
snoozing
and
lazing
around.
5.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy.
"】
-
This
is
what
we
tell
ourselves
to
justify
laying
in
bed
all
day.
6.
"I
wish
there
was
another
way
to
start
the
day
than
waking
up
early.
"】
-
Mornings
are
not
for
everyone.
7.
"Sometimes
I
wake
up
and
wonder
if
it's
worth
it
to
get
out
of
bed,
and
the
answer
is
always
no.
"】
-
Bedtime
is
better
than
breakfast
time.
8.
"Snooze
is
the
only
button
that
matters
in
the
morning.
"】
-
The
snooze
button
is
our
best
ally.
9.
"You
know
you've
slept
well
when
you
feel
like
you
could
sleep
for
another
8
hours.
"】
-
Quality
sleep
is
the
key
to
happiness.
10.
"Saturdays
are
for
sleeping
in.
"】
-
This
should
be
written
in
stone
as
a
universal
law.
11.
"My
bed
is
my
happy
place.
"】
-
Nothing
beats
the
comfort
of
a
cozy
bed.
12.
"Why
do
we
have
to
be
productive
when
we
can
just
nap?"】
-
Productivity
vs.
napping,
the
eternal
struggle.
13.
"I'm
not
addicted
to
sleeping,
I
just
hate
being
awake.
"】
-
We
all
have
been
there.
14.
"I
am
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
not
even
a
person
before
10
AM.
"】
-
The
struggle
is
real.
15.
"I
would
give
up
coffee
for
a
lifetime
supply
of
sleep.
"】
-
Sleep
is
the
true
nectar
of
life.
16.
"There's
nothing
wrong
with
being
a
professional
sleeper.
"】
-
Some
of
us
are
just
hibernation
experts.
17.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
something
bigger.
"】
-
Great
achievements
can
come
from
a
good
night's
sleep.
18.
"I
wish
my
bed
could
come
with
me
everywhere
I
go.
"】
-
Traveling
would
be
so
much
better
if
we
could
take
our
beds
with
us.
19.
"Morning
person?
More
like
mourning
person.
"】
-
Waking
up
early
can
be
pretty
depressing.
20.
"I'll
get
up
when
I'm
ready,
not
when
the
alarm
tells
me
to.
"】
-
Because
alarm
clocks
can
never
understand
our
true
needs.