搞笑的英文句子温柔(英文搞笑句子合集)

1.
I
might
not
be
the
best
cook
in
the
world,
but
my
kitchen
sure
knows
how
to
set
off
the
smoke
detectors!】

2.
I
don't
always
wear
my
heart
on
my
sleeve,
sometimes
it
just
falls
out
of
my
pocket. 】

3.
I
was
going
to
tell
a
joke
about
time-travel,
but
it's
all
relative. 】

4.
I
can't
imagine
life
without
my
soft,
fluffy
blanket
and
a
fully
charged
phone.
#priorities】

5.
I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
procrastinating
or
just
taking
an
extended
coffee
break. 】

6.
If
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade.
But
if
life
gives
you
vodka,
make
a
party!】

7.
I
tried
to
be
organized
once,
but
then
I
remembered
that
chaos
is
my
natural
state. 】

8.
I
often
wonder
what
it
must
be
like
to
have
your
life
together. . .
then
I
shrug
and
grab
my
fourth
cup
of
coffee. 】

9.
I
may
not
always
have
the
answers,
but
I've
got
a
pretty
good
collection
of
memes. 】

10.
Why
fit
in
when
you
were
born
to
stand
out?
Also,
why
not
wear
fluffy
socks
while
doing
so?】

11.
They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
I
think
a
glass
of
wine
and
a
bubble
bath
come
pretty
close. 】

1
2.
My
sense
of
humor
is
like
a
fine
wine,
it
gets
better
with
age
and
it's
sure
to
give
you
a
headache. 】

1
3.
If
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
I'm
always
here
to
help. 】

1
4.
When
life
is
getting
you
down,
try
replacing
"why
is
this
happening
to
me?"
with
"well
this
should
be
interesting. "】

1
5.
I
don't
always
have
everything
under
control,
but
I
do
have
a
pretty
solid
playlist. 】

1
6.
I
tried
to
be
a
morning
person
once,
but
then
I
realized
that
"caffeine-dependent"
was
more
accurate. 】

1
7.
Life
is
short,
so
why
waste
it
on
being
serious?
Have
a
laugh
and
enjoy
the
ride. 】

1
8.
A
good
sense
of
humor
is
like
a
shield,
protecting
you
from
negativity
and
bad
vibes. 】

1
9.
Some
people
say
that
laughter
is
contagious,
but
I
think
it's
more
like
a
wildfire.
So
let's
start
one!】

20.
Remember
to
always
be
kind,
but
also
remember
that
sometimes
"kind"
can
mean
"making
your
friends
laugh
till
they
cry. "】