西方讽刺爱情的句子(讽刺爱情的古诗句)

1.
Love
is
a
game
where
both
players
cheat
and
nobody
wins.
【讽刺爱情】

2.
Love
is
just
a
word
until
someone
comes
along
and
gives
it
meaning,
only
for
it
to
eventually
become
an
empty
promise.
【空洞的爱情承诺】

3.
Love
is
like
a
fart:
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
shit.
【勉强维持的爱情】

4.
Love
is
making
a
shot
to
the
knees
of
your
target
with
a
heart
full
of
feelings.
It's
not
a
fucking
word
salad
to
garnish
your
fucking
fish.
【暴力的爱情】

5.
Love:
a
temporary
insanity
curable
by
marriage.
【婚姻治愈暂时的疯狂】

6.
Love
is
a
smoke
made
with
the
fume
of
sighs.
【烟雾般的爱情】

7.
Love
is
a
grave
mental
disease.
【致命的精神疾病——爱情】

8.
Love
is
like
a
virus.
It
can
happen
to
anybody
at
any
time.
【爱情病毒无处不在】

9.
Love
is
a
promise
of
forever
that
ends
up
lasting
a
few
months.
【短暂的爱情承诺】

10.
Love
is
a
trap.
Once
you're
in
it,
it's
hard
to
get
out.
【陷阱般的爱情】

11.
Love
is
like
a
hot
bath.
It
feels
great
at
first,
but
eventually
it's
going
to
get
cold.
【美好的爱情最终也难逃冷淡】

1
2.
Love
is
just
an
excuse
to
get
naked
and
make
bad
decisions.
【借爱情之名裸体犯错】

1
3.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster.
It's
thrilling
and
exciting,
but
also
scary
and
unpredictable.
【过山车般的爱情】

1
4.
Love
is
a
four-letter
word
that
ends
in
'e'.
It's
also
a
four-letter
word
that
begins
with
's'.
【爱情不止是I
love
you，也是痛苦和伤心的开始】

1
5.
Love
is
a
chemical
reaction
that
results
in
the
contraction
of
the
heart,
dilation
of
the
pupils
and
confusion
of
the
mind.
【爱情是一种化学反应】

1
6.
Love
is
like
a
potato.
It's
boring
unless
you
add
some
spice.
【缺乏激情的爱情就像单调的土豆】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
plant.
It
needs
water
and
sunshine
to
grow,
but
if
you
overwater
it
or
give
it
too
much
sun,
it
will
wither
and
die.
【爱情需要细心呵护】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
bad
joke.
Everybody
laughs,
but
nobody
really
gets
it.
【让人哭笑不得的爱情】

1
9.
Love
is
like
a
puzzle.
The
pieces
are
there,
but
it
takes
a
lot
of
work
to
put
them
together.
And
even
then,
you
might
be
missing
a
few
pieces.
【拼图般的爱情，永远不完整】

20.
Love
is
like
a
boomerang.
It
always
comes
back,
but
sometimes
it
hits
you
in
the
face.
【回来的爱情有时候会更伤人】