英文笑话句子温柔文案短句(文案句子温柔干净英文)

1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【笑话】

2.
A
hug
a
day
keeps
the
worries
at
bay.
【温柔】

3.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
So,
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me,
and
I'll
laugh
at
you.
【笑话】

4.
True
love
is
like
a
pair
of
socks,
you
gotta
have
two
and
they've
gotta
match.
【温柔】

5.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!
【笑话】

6.
A
gentle
touch
can
heal
a
wounded
heart.
【温柔】

7.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【笑话】

8.
A
simple
“I
miss
you”
can
mean
the
world
to
someone.
【温柔】

9.
Why
did
the
hipster
burn
his
tongue
on
coffee?
Because
he
drank
it
before
it
was
cool.
【笑话】

10.
A
loving
heart
is
the
beginning
of
all
knowledge.
【温柔】

11.
I
asked
my
wife
if
she
ever
fantasizes
about
other
men,
and
she
said,
“Does
that
include
fictional
characters?”
I
said,
“Yes. ”
Then
she
responded,
“Well
then,
Gandalf,
from
Lord
of
the
Rings. ”
【笑话】

1
2.
A
gentle
word
can
be
more
powerful
than
a
sword.
【温柔】

1
3.
I
hope
you
have
a
day
as
amazing
as
you
are.
【温柔】

1
4.
Why
don't
chickens
wear
pants?
Because
their
peckers
are
on
their
face!
【笑话】

1
5.
A
little
kindness
goes
a
long
way.
【温柔】

1
6.
You're
never
too
old
to
learn
something
stupid.
【笑话】

1
7.
Don't
wait
for
someone
to
bring
you
flowers.
Plant
your
own
garden
and
decorate
your
soul.
【温柔】

1
8.
Why
did
the
golfer
wear
two
pairs
of
pants?
In
case
he
got
a
hole
in
one.
【笑话】

1
9.
A
smile
is
the
universal
language
of
kindness.
【温柔】

20.
Why
was
the
math
book
sad?
Because
it
had
too
many
problems.
【笑话】